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  • mita
    10-02 11:29 AM
    I agree that car depreciates as soon as you drive out the showroom but what I believe is that if you can afford to buy your dream car and plan to keep it for atleast 7-10 years go for it. Life is short, if you can enjoy luxury and at the same time know your limits don't restrict yourself and drive used cars all your life.
    As far as your home mortage is concerned, talk to your banker and negotiate favorable terms. If you plan to live in that city depending on job market, don't worry about home prices. I hope you did not buy that home to make money overnite but to enjoy the luxury of living and owing a home. In any case, don't plan to put money on home, better to save or invest where it makes more sense like stocks, CD's or land/home in India.

    I donot see any point in paying off the house, as you can deduct the interest to get some tax benefits. Why loose any benefit you can get.

    On the other hand, use the money you were thinking of paying off the home for investments. Investments may it be CDs or stocks ( though right will come in future).

    Although personally i have never bought a brand new car in US. Car depreciation is biggest loss one can take; we just bought a 5 th car...all cash paid and it is used.

    Keep your cash, play with 20-30% based on your risk apt, donot pay off your home...cash is king.

    On your comment of " being a novice in financial "...i have to say it Everyone is a novice in every matter, we all learn it here. Rather one who says he/she is a novice will make cautious decisions; i am wary of so called experts/gurus who mauled financial markets and still call themselves experts.

    Start reading finance articles, blogs and you will be able to understand.





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  • illusions
    01-18 12:05 PM
    2000-2002 was worst. Who didnt do job search during that time have no idea how it felt like.

    I just came out of school then and it felt like sky is falling on me. Becoming desparate to survive, i went to work in a gas station. The lady owner didnt pay me after i worked for a week saying i am not concentrating enough. Then out of no where i found a technology job that paid 17$ per hour to keep me going and they did my H1 a year later in 2002. It just made me more strong i guess. But, it is a hell of an experience. Most of my freinds went for second masters or PHD to Keep the status.

    I've got to agree with you. I was just getting out of college that time as well. I had a job at Best Buy, and trying to find my first break, and all my senoirs were getting laid off. I finally got an internship at a startup company for $2000 a month, and ever since then the market has been doing good. I really hope it will never come to the way it was back then. But as of now things are doing quite well, there is stilll a lot of hiring going on.





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  • anilsal
    11-30 01:27 PM
    The issue is that my company lawyer said that there will be a need for a visa stamping done for the extension because of the Last action rule. The murthy forum reference is something I dug up via google.

    Because the extension will be for a future date (March 1). Current visa stamp is till Feb 28, 2007. So if the officer gives a new I-94 with Feb 28, 2007 as the validity date, the attorneys claim that it will invalidate the approved extension due to a "Last Action Rule".

    It is hard to trust these corporate lawyers.





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  • nvssln
    07-13 04:03 PM
    To my observation they never released the bulletin on Friday. They kept us waiting until Monday. So, relax, njoy weekend and check back on Monday.



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  • jainajitk
    08-15 05:24 PM
    Register myself





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  • andy garcia
    01-22 02:33 PM
    nixstor;

    In this link How Do I Use the Premium Processing Service?
    (http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=ebaf0c594dafd010VgnVCM1000000ecd190aRCR D&vgnextchannel=54519c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1 RCRD) there is the following information:

    In addition and at no additional cost, USCIS will strive to provide faster processing of Form I-539 applications filed by or on behalf of dependents of the principal beneficiary of a petition for which Premium Processing Service has been requested if the Form I-539 is filed at the same time. USCIS provides this service as a courtesy. Consequently, it cannot guarantee faster processing of the Form I-539.



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  • chanduv23
    02-11 11:02 PM
    While I do not want to sound discouraging or pessimistic, this is a very good idea and we must do things like this.

    Now, it is just not enough if we make this suggestion and discuss it - we must walk the talk. Will we?

    To start with, we can do a lot of stuff, get our co workers, families, friends etc.. involved, print flyers, send emails, post blogs, make videos and post them on youtube, hold local community events and increase awareness.

    Our own community is still very ignorant and is indirectly working against us, lok at this post on immigration portal

    http://boards.immigration.com/showpost.php?p=1859694&postcount=18

    just go through the entire thread
    http://boards.immigration.com/showthread.php?t=273615

    you will understand why things are so difficult for our community.

    Our first step will be to concentrate on community building. This is very important. We need to reqruit more volunteers, and they in turn reqruit more volunteers. We must first build a strong community and have a strong foundation.

    The reason I am posting this message is to say that whatever novel ideas like the above that have come up in the past have not gone towards getting implemented they just were discusssed and got buried into old threads.

    So my question is "can we walk the talk?"





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  • sss123
    10-18 01:31 PM
    Hi sbind

    how to get Permanent Resident stamp on my passport. is it though INFOPASS . can you please give some details which option to select 1 or 2? and when we will approximately get info pass appoint ment if we book today?

    Option 1)You need Service on a case that has already been filed


    Option2 )You are a new Permanent Resident and have not yet received your Permanent Resident Card


    and asso what are the documents they will ask at the time of infopass.


    Thanks
    sss



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  • gc_kaavaali
    03-17 04:14 PM
    That is good idea to keep H1B status as much as possible. Use EAD when u have to use it.

    Thanks

    In continuation to the below thread, I was asked to start a new thread

    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=24403

    Below is my question, please find some time to respond

    I currently working on H1 for the last 5 years.
    I am a July 2007 I-485 filer and have my I-140 approved.

    From what I read from the above thread -

    1. Does it make sense to fill an I-9 form with the same employer and start working on EAD, instead of burning my remaining period in H1?

    2. That way even if for some reason my I-485 gets rejected, I can continue working by switching to H1?

    Thoughts....





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  • irha
    12-07 01:33 PM
    @saketkapur, thanks for the clarification. Interesting to know that they don't do it consistenly.



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  • alp_waj
    11-07 11:10 AM
    Hi guyz,

    Bit of addtional information that might be just what was needed to make final call.

    I spoke to Fragomen, my Law firm, and they informed me that priority date for filing I 45 (Green Card last stage) is current for Labor applications (EB3) filed in April 2001 and unless something dramatic happens again, things will move at its own pace.

    My Labor (in EB3) was filed in March 2003. Estimated time to get GC might be anywhere between 1 year to ... who knows....

    I am leaning towards resigning and start it fresh.. wherever...even If it is US fresh H1 will always be there.

    Thanks for your help and advises

    Regards,
    Alp





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  • sbabunle
    10-07 03:59 PM
    Basically to retain the PD you should have the copy of the I-140 approved and you could retain the PD. Having said that, different lawyers have different interpretations when you switch jobs and retain the PD. Basicallly some lawyers say you could retain the PD even if your old employer uses it for another person after revoking yours, while others say you can't retain PD if your old employer revokes your I-140. However if your old employer willn't revoke your I-140 then you could definetely port your PD with your new employer. If you employer is hesitant to give, you could try asking him other ways if possible for H1B stamping etc.



    If a person has a copy of 140 approval, can he/she port the PD even
    if the employer revoke it?

    thanks
    babu



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  • psaxena
    06-25 01:07 PM
    We have the option of sending free faxes right on IV itself.

    Ganguteli, I hope you are not just a 'body'. Has anyone on this thread faxed anything through that website supporting illegals?? People @ IV (may be not all) are smart enough to use their tool for our advantage.





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  • senthil1
    11-30 09:51 PM
    Actually CIR was started by President Bush to regain hs popularity. Other than that it is complicated and tough to pass thru. Really lawmakers have to work hard f they want to pass because it is tough to satisfy all. So most of them must be cautious unless it comes up for discusson. Moderate people may try to maintain status quo. If CIR is pendng then all the immigration related items including EB relief will be attached to it(People will try to attach so that it can be delayed as much possible). If Congress starts discussion on Jan 2007 possiblity of becoming law is on May if they introduce CIR. But immigration may not be that much national importance issue for US congress. It does not matter whether an illegal immigrant will become citzen on now or 2009. Economy will not have an impact. Similarly a H1 person gets gc now or 2009 or 2011 the impact will be mnimal for US but impact will be heavy for that immigrant. Also Economy may slow down n 2007 and job demand may go down then it is tough to justify increase of H1 when joblessness starts increase.
    I think EB2 will improve much better in coming months and EB3 also PD will move at least a few weeks to few months. Atleast people could extend H1 after 6 years. In 1999 and 2000 people did not have that option and some people left USA and came back after year. So to get gc was challenging atleast for 50% of people for past 10 years. Some people got this easily some time in past.



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  • gceb1
    03-20 08:05 AM
    gceb1:

    Are you kidding me with your posts? I can't decide whether to feel sorry for you or get angry with you. But I guess, I will move on since you obviously have issues to deal with...green card should be the least of your priorities!

    My "bummer" post was specifically in response to WAIT_FOR_EVER_GC and whitecollarslave's posts about Masters in STEM. I read all the three bills and I stand by my statement that Masters in STEM are exempt ONLY from the H-1B cap; not the EB cap. (line 14 on page 2 of H.R. 5630 (http://frwebgate.access.gpo.gov/cgi-bin/getdoc.cgi?dbname=110_cong_bills&docid=f:h5630ih.txt.pdf).) It is only the PhDs who are exempt from the EB cap.

    Before you start throwing "smart alecky" comments at others, please let me know where it explicitly says otherwise. Don't show me anything about PhDs; ONLY Masters and EB caps.

    I (and probably others too) thought this was the STEM bill being reintroduced which deals with EB caps. But it is not, hence the disappointment.

    Regards,
    Jayant

    P.S.: I know you are going to be back to read this thread. So a lack of response from you will be sufficient for me to have proven my case. But an apology for casting aspersions wouldn't hurt......naah, just kidding! :-) You have a lot of growing up to do, so run along.

    Typical response just to defend......green card might be least of my priorities....but may be its your only priority for you !!!!!





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  • gk_2000
    05-05 10:13 AM
    Even though the context of your question and intention is suspicious at best....it's actually a really good question.

    Let me restate it for the benefit of others



    BB: Mind pointing out what exactly is suspicious about me or my question?
    And Grrrrr why only for the benefit of "others"? And I thot we were "friends"..



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  • rkrishna
    11-27 11:37 PM
    Thanks for the reply. I have updated my profile and my service center is TSC. Could you let me know how to contact congress man and any process for that





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  • sys_manus
    11-15 12:34 PM
    That is because I see lot of kids come to "what was the name again" schools with megre or no GRE scores just to land here once they get to OPT they get 8 - 10 yrs of experience out of nowhere and they are out in the job market. I can spend all day writing about them, the school and the quality of education but it is not going to do any difference.





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  • myimmivoice
    04-09 12:37 PM
    The IV is about issues/problems of employment based immigrants, and the goal is to get support as much as possible from every corner in this country to further the cause. Everyone who supports this cause fit in to some category (within legal limits - pro, anti, this group, that lobby, this ethincity, that nationality, etc.), and that does not mean we are promoting something or have preferences for a group. In my opinion any support (with in the legal framework) to the cause of IV from any corner in this country is welcome and should be appreciated.





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    09-02 09:00 AM
    At the mercy of USCIS :eek:





    apahilaj
    05-12 05:57 PM
    I am not sure about this. May be you can call them and confirm so that any potential delay can be avoided.

    Hey nogc_noproblem,

    I read this direct mailing document and it mentions that if 485 is pending read page 7 of the instructions. When I read page 7, it mentions that if you live in NJ, send the package to Mesquite, TX.

    Am I missing anything here? Please let me know. Thanks.